"Yes, see, the book I chose would specifically help with what to do if you end up in a forest again, or a ravine, or a post-apocalyptic or abandoned planet, and what to do in inclement weather or active combat zones in all of them!"

He sounds genuinely quite pleased with himself for this, as it was not an easy or cheap find to get a document that covers all eventualities, especially one that wasn't just a scam looking for the buyer to get more of the writer's products.